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CS101

"cs101"
September 10, 2000
Jerkcity 718


DEUCE: COCKSUCKING 101
DEUCE: FIRST: STROKE THE DICK
DEUCE: TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT
DEUCE: SECOND: KISS THE DICK
DEUCE: DO IT LIGHTLY LIKE YOU'RE KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME
DEUCE: FUCKING SUCK IT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SUCKED BEFORE
DEUCE: IF YOU PASS OUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT
DEUCE: YOU'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY
BUNG: THIS IS A VERY STRANGE DOJO