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UNTITLED GARDENING PROJECT NO. 7

"untitled gardening project no. 7"
September 29, 2000
Jerkcity 737


: FOR THE MOST PART, YOU CAN DETERMINE HOW MANY TIMES YOU HAVE MASTURBATED. PICK A YEAR THE BATTLE BEGAN AND AN AVERAGE NUMBER OF SESSIONS PER DAY. CONSIDER THIS: WHEN ALL THE NUMBERS ARE MULTIPLIED OUT, YOU CAN THEN DETERMINE HOW MUCH SEMEN YOU'VE GENERATED. ENOUGH TO DROWN A TODDLER? HMM?