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DONGLING

"dongling"
October 8, 2000
Jerkcity 746


SPIGOT: I AM DONGLING IT
SPIGOT: AND MAKING A MENTAL NOTE TO BONGLE IT
PANTS: ROUGH CLOSETED SEX
DEUCE: OKAY NOT ALL THAT CLOSETED
PANTS: AND LESS ROUGH THAN ONE MIGHT EXPECT
PANTS: BANG BANG BANG BANG OW OW OW OW
PANTS: I'M BILL KURTIS
DEUCE: HOLDING YOU VERY FIRMLY, STILL
PANTS: KNOWING THE CREME PIOE IS ABOUT TO START