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SPIGOT'S BOUTIQUE

"spigot's boutique"
November 1, 2000
Jerkcity 770


SPIGOT: THERE'S NOTHING PERVERTED OR GAY ABOUT ME WANTING TO OPEN A BOUTIQUE
DEUCE: UNNNNNGH
SPIGOT: IT'S A COCK BOUTIQUE WITH LITTLE BOWS AND RIBBONS BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
SPIGOT: LITTLE HATS AND COSTUMES FOR THE PUPPET SHOW I PUT ON EVERY MORNING
SPIGOT: MMM HURBLE BURBLE LOOK AT ME ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL
SPIGOT: I SURE AM GAY
SPIGOT: TIME FOR COCKS
SPIGOT: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM BAM BAM BAM THIS IS NO DREAM