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THE CLOSET

"the closet"
November 3, 2000
Jerkcity 772


SPIGOT: HELP ME TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ABOUT MY FAT QUEERNESS
DEUCE: I CAN'T
DEUCE: I'M STUCK IN THE CLOSET PRETTY SOLIDLY MYSELF
DEUCE: HEY I HAVE A GREAT IDEA
DEUCE: MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER OUT OF THE CLOSET
DEUCE: TOGETHER
SPIGOT: I'D LIKE TO MAKE OUR ENGAGEMENT PUBLIC AT THE END OUR TOILET SEX
DEUCE: WELL I'M KIND OF NEW AT THIS BUT OKEE DOKE