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MAKE ME CHOKE IN RECORD TIME

"make me choke in record time"
November 11, 2000
Jerkcity 780


rands: I SURE MISS DEUCE AND THE OTHER ONE
pants: ANY KIND OF DICK WILL DO BUT I PREFER TO CHOMP AND CHEW ON THE NORTHERN AMERICAN VARIETY FOR VARIOUS REASONS / CONDITIONS
rands: WAIT A MINUTE
pants: SERIOUSLY IF YOU COULD JUST FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT OF THE URINALS I'LL GET TO BUSINESS
rands: IF YOU AND I ARE HERE ON THE SET
pants: I AM WILLING TO SIGN ANYTHING YOU PUT IN FRONT OF ME JUST MAKE ME CHOKE IN RECORD TIME