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FUCKING POWERMAC FAGGOT COMPUTER

"fucking powermac faggot computer"
November 14, 2000
Jerkcity 783


PANTS: WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THE LIVING ROOM MACHINE WORK
DEUCE: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
PANTS: YOU FUCKING POWERMAC FAGGOT COMPUTER
DEUCE: SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THERE
PANTS: I KISS YOU
DEUCE: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
PANTS: HOLY GOD YOU ARE POUNDING ME TO POWDER
DEUCE: WHAM WHAM WHAM
DEUCE: AND THERE IT GOES (PERFECT DAVID ATTENBOROUGH VOICE)
PANTS: HOLY