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JERKBONE

"jerkbone"
November 15, 2000
Jerkcity 784


SPIGOT: T PANTS IT TURNS OUT "NADS" IS SHORT FOR "GONADS" WHICH IS SLANG FOR BALLS
SPIGOT: ANYWAY I GOT KICKED THERE
PANTS: YOU CAN STILL PAY RENT THROUGH RIGHT
PANTS: A KNOCK TO THE NUTS (E.G. TESTICLES) SHOULDN'T PREVENT YOU FROM WRITING CHECKS
SPIGOT: ACTUALLY THE BONE THAT CONNECTS MY NUTS TO MY WRIST IS SPRAINED
SPIGOT: THAT'S MY JERKBONE
SPIGOT: POSSIBLY MY JIZZBONE, I'M NOT A DOCTOR