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THE TOWN SONG

"the town song"
December 9, 1998
Jerkcity 80


SPIGOT: I WAS BORN IN A SMALL TOWN
SPIGOT: LICKED DICK IN A SMALL TOWN
SPIGOT: IT WAS MORE LIKE A STALL TOWN
SPIGOT: HITLER JUST HAD ONE BALL TOWN