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JEWEL

"jewel"
December 5, 2000
Jerkcity 805


PANTS: JEWEL WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO WILL SAVE MY SOUL (HELP ME OUT HERE)
SPIGOT: WHO WILL FILL HER FACE WITH SPURT I THINK IS WHAT SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT
PANTS: NOW THAT YOU MENTION I THINK THAT IS WHAT SHE'S TELLING ME AFTER ALL
PANTS: EXCUSE ME
PANTS: (STARTS TO MASTURBATE)