jewel

"jewel" | Tuesday, December 5, 2000 | No. 805
pants: JEWEL WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO WILL SAVE MY SOUL (HELP ME OUT HERE)
spigot: WHO WILL FILL HER FACE WITH SPURT I THINK IS WHAT SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT
pants: NOW THAT YOU MENTION I THINK THAT IS WHAT SHE'S TELLING ME AFTER ALL
pants: EXCUSE ME
pants: (STARTS TO MASTURBATE)
spigot: I WILL WAIT IN THE CAR
pants: UNGH UFF UHHH
pants: THAT WOULD BE BEST (CONTINUES)
spigot: MAY I PLEASE HAVE THE KEYS (KFOG, LIVE 105)







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"fair to middlin'" starring pants and deuce




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