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HELLO ??

"hello ??"
December 26, 2000
Jerkcity 823


RANDS: HELLO ?? YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
RANDS: HELLO ?? PLEASE HOLD FOR THE CASTING DIRECTOR
RANDS: HELLO ?? YES THIS IS JERKCITY
RANDS: WHY YES OUR REFIGERATOR IS RUNNING
RANDS: WHAT
RANDS: GRR
RANDS: HELLO ?? I'M SORRY HE'S OUT OF THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW
RANDS: I'LL TELL HIM YOU CALLED THANKS
RANDS: HELLO ?? LET ME TRANSFER YOU TO THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
RANDS: PLEASE HOLD
PANTS: WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING PHONES
RANDS: WE'RE SHORT OF HELP THIS SEASON AND--
PANTS: I DON'T REALLY CARE YOU KNOW