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MARS NEEDS DICK

"mars needs dick"
December 28, 2000
Jerkcity 825


DEUCE: EARTH TO RANDS
DEUCE: EARTH TO RANDS COME IN RANDS
DEUCE: ARE YOU ON THE RED PLANET YET OVER
RANDS: I AM DEPLOYING MY SOLAIR SAILS CURRENTLY
DEUCE: EARTH TO RANDS SOLAR STORM COMING YOUR WAY ETA 5 MINUTES
RANDS: I AM STUFFING MYSELF IN THE LOO CURRENTLY
DEUCE: OVER
RANDS: OVER