mars needs dick

"mars needs dick" | Thursday, December 28, 2000 | No. 825
deuce: EARTH TO RANDS
deuce: EARTH TO RANDS COME IN RANDS
deuce: ARE YOU ON THE RED PLANET YET OVER
rands: I AM DEPLOYING MY SOLAR SAILS CURRENTLY
deuce: EARTH TO RANDS SOLAR STORM COMING YOUR WAY ETA 5 MINUTES
rands: I AM STUFFING MYSELF IN THE LOO CURRENTLY
deuce: OVER
rands: OVER







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