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CUT

"cut"
December 14, 1998
Jerkcity 84


PANTS: I HATE THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS (FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON)
RANDS: WHEN YOU GET IRRATIONAL, I GET STIFF
PANTS: OK GIVE ME A MINUTE HERE
PANTS: UH
DEUCE: JEW-KABOB
PANTS: DICKS AND PRICKS BAKED IN THE OVEN AND SERVED TO ME ON A SILVER PLATTER
RANDS: CUT
PANTS: OK GIVE ME A MINUTE HERE
RANDS: FUCKING READ FROM THE SCRIPT
PANTS: I'M PREOCCUPIED WITH THE EASTERN EUROPEAN SITUATION
RANDS: THIS ISN'T EVENING AT THE IMPROV
DEUCE: GLAHGLAGH