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FUNKDAFIED

"funkdafied"
February 26, 2001
Jerkcity 885


DEUCE: I'M PRETTY FUNKDAFIED PEOPLE
SPIGOT: IS THAT STREET LINGO FOR DRUNK
DEUCE: NO, RICH
SPIGOT: RICH ON BEING DRUNK
SPIGOT: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO GET ALL MY PORN MAGAZINES AND VIDEOS AND STACK THEM ALL UP IN A BIG PILE JUST TO SEE HOW MUCH I HAVE