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APPLESCRIPT

"applescript"
March 3, 2001
Jerkcity 890


SPIGOT: LET'S HEAR IT FOR APPLESCRIPT
SPIGOT: I'M TRYING REAL HARD TO IGNORE THOSE DICKS
PANTS: THEY WERE AMUSING AT FIRST, NOW THEY'RE EMBARASSING
SPIGOT: THEY POKE ME IN THE FACE BUT THEY ALSO MAKE ME THINK
PANTS: THEY BUILD CHARACTER