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TERRIBLE THING

"terrible thing"
March 5, 2001
Jerkcity 892


PANTS: HELP
PANTS: HELP HELP
PANTS: FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME
RANDS: WHAT NOW
PANTS: I HAVE DONE A TERRIBLE THING
RANDS: VIOLATED A RESTRAINING ORDER?
PANTS: NO
RANDS: LICKED TOO MANY DICKS AT ONCE?
PANTS: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
RANDS: ARE YOU HURT OR SICK
PANTS: I REQUIRE SOME ASSISTANCE
RANDS: SPLAIN
PANTS: REMEMBER THE GOTH GIRL I MARRIED ???
RANDS: KIND OF
PANTS: WELL WE NEED TO DIG A GOTH GIRL SIZED HOLE
RANDS: IS SHE DEAD
PANTS: KIND OF
RANDS: ELABORATE
PANTS: SHE'S CANADIAN
RANDS: I'LL GET THE SHOVEL