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ASTHMA ATTACK

"asthma attack"
March 18, 2001
Jerkcity 905


SPIGOT: FOLKS I'M HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK
SPIGOT: HURF HUHHHHHHH HURF HUHHHHHHHH HURF HUHHHHHHHHH
SPIGOT: I CAN'T BLOW OUT THIS SIMPLE MATCH
DEUCE: JUMP HIM
SPIGOT: SON OF A