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TO BE A MOMMY

"to be a mommy"
May 13, 2001
Jerkcity 960


NET: I WISH I WERE A MOMMY
BUNG: WE CAN FIX THAT
NET: YOU TRIED FOR SIX HOURS YESTERDAY AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SORE MOUTH
BUNG: WE'LL TRY THE OTHER END TODAY
BUNG: I HAD THE INSTRUCTIONS UPSIDE DOWN