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WATCHING THE MTV TOGETHER

"watching the mtv together"
May 26, 2001
Jerkcity 973


DEUCE: ANOTHER BIG FAT RAPPER WEARING REALLY BRIGHT CLOTHES TO EMPHASIZE HOW FUCKING FAT HE REALLY IS
SPIGOT: ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD
DEUCE: I'LL THROW MY BALLS INTO THE MIX ALSO
SPIGOT: AND THIS GUN AND THEREFORE YOUR ATM CARD SIR (POINTING)