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CURTAIN DROPS

"curtain drops"
January 5, 1999
Jerkcity 99


SPIGOT: SOUNDS LIKE THE NOTE PAD AND THE CALCULATOR ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!!
SPIGOT: I'M MORE USEFUL!!!!!
SPIGOT: NO I'M MORE USEFUL!!!!
SPIGOT: THEN FIND FILE POPS UP WITH "HEY KEEP IT DOWN OR I'LL CALL THE D.A." (GET IT BECAUSE THEY ARE DESK ACCESSORIES)
SPIGOT: AND PUZZLE'S ALL "FUCK YOU FIND FILE!!!!!!!"
SPIGOT: AND FIND FILE IS ALL: MY NAME IS *****SHERLOCK*****
SPIGOT: THEN A CURTAIN DROPS DOWN THAT LOOKS LIKE MACSBUG
DEUCE: DUDE THAT IS FREAKING ME OUT MAN