super handsome

"super handsome" | Monday, June 29, 2015 | No. 5,995
pants: LOOKING UP HOOKER IN THE YELLOW PAGES
pants: FLIP FLIP FLIP
pants: TRYING WHORE
pants: COCKSUCKER
pants: THROWING THE YELLOW PAGES AGAINST THE WALL
spigot: JUST GO TO SEARS.COM
pants: THEY ONLY HAVE DUDES WITH MUSTACHES
pants: DON'T GET ME WRONG THEY'RE SUPER HANDSOME AND HOLD DOORS OPEN FOR ME BUT I'M JUST NOT







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