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BoneQuest No. 9767

"pink peppermint oreos"
DECEMBER 13TH 2025

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DJ doop's Dolce Disco
Thick accents, nonsense lyrics, and the vi-IV-I-V chord progression:

Italo Disco mixed live by DJ doop

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spigot: WHO ELSE SPENT THE DAY IN BED WITH PINK PEPPERMINT OREOS
pants: ARE THOSE REALLY A THING OR IS THIS ANOTHER TRICK TO GET ME INTO THE BIG STALL AT TARGET
deuce: IF ONE OF THOSE TOUCHES YOUR LIPS ARE YOU INSTAGAY
spigot: IF INSTAGAY IS A SIN LET ME BE GUILTY
pants: IT'S NOT A SIN ANYMORE  THE POPE DOWNGRADED IT TO SHAMEFUL
spigot: THE COOKIES ARE GONE  THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME IN BED IS SANDWICHES
pants: BUT THEN AFTER SAVORY YOU'LL WANT SOMETHING SWEET AGAIN
pants: A NEVER-ENDING CYCLE OF ABUSE
deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP
pants was here