spigot: I SLEEP IN A TANGLE OF CORDS, CABLES AND CANDY WRAPPERS effigy: WORD. pants: I WALK THROUGH MINEFIELDS SPREADING MY SEED pants: SO UH pants: ARE WE STILL GOING TO THE MOON OR ARE WE JUST GOING TO CHILL IN MY KITCHEN

spigot: WELPS DAD CAUGHT ME SUCKING DICK SO HE MADE ME `(LINE NOISE)` THE ENTIRE `(LINE NOISE)` spigot: HOPE THAT REACHED EVERYONE

spigot: AM I GONNA GET PLURBED IF YOU LICK MY DICK

pants: DROWN ME deuce: WHAT SHALL I DROWN YOU IN deuce: SURELY NOT PISS pants: TOO VALUABLE deuce: CORRECT deuce: I'M NOT WASTING MY PRECIOUS PISS ON THE LIKES OF YOU pants: PISS THAT COULD BE USED TO DROWN NOBLEMEN

pants: WHEN NETSCAPE WAS GAY AND INTERNET EXPLORER WAS BI pants: MORE OF AN ERNIE/BERT TOP/BOTTOM SITUATION deuce: INTUBATE ME pants: BLBLBLBLBL I CAN'T FEEL BELOW MY WAIST pants: OH WAIT THERE IT GOES TURNS OUT I'M JUST A LAZY HACK

pants: BEATING MYSELF OFF TO SLEEP, BEATING MYSELF OFF TO MAKE COFFEE, BEATING MYSELF OFF TO GO INTO TOWN deuce: AND BEATING YOURSELF OFF FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON pants: RIGHT: I DON'T NEED TO HAVE ONE

pants: UHHUH. NMI RECEIVED FOR UNKNOWN REASON 30 ON CPU 4. pants: DO YOU HAVE A STRANGE POWER SAVING MODE ENABLED? pants: DAZED AND CONFUSED, BUT TRYING TO CONTINUE

spigot: ELECTRONIC spigot: BEHAVIOR spigot: CONTROL spigot: SYSTEM pants: DEEP pants: SUBSTRATE pants: FOLIATED pants: KALKITE deuce: WACHOO