not a single animal cracker

"not a single animal cracker" | Thursday, May 8, 2014 | No. 5,579
pants: AND NOT A SINGLE ANIMAL CRACKER ESCAPED PANTS' ATTENTION
deuce: AND THE MORNING AND THEN THE FOLLOWING AFTERNOON ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL
pants: THE END







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