hoping and groping

"hoping and groping" | Tuesday, January 8, 2013 | No. 5,108
spigot: T PANTS YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CHICKS HERE
pants: T SPIGOT OBVIOUSLY I LIED TO YOU
pants: T SPIGOT DO CHICKS HAVE DICKS
spigot: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE
pants: T SPIGOT HERE'S TO HOPING
spigot: T PANTS AND GROPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2014.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.