straight to hell forever

"straight to hell forever" | Sunday, January 20, 2013 | No. 5,120
spigot: POP POP POP!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS FIREWORKS OR A CAR BACKFIRING!!! THEN I REALIZED IT WAS ME!!!! DIPSHIT WITH HUGE BULLET HOLES IN MY FACE AND HEAD!!!!! WELL MY FIRST REACTION WAS SANDY HOOK ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!! THEN I FAINTED AND BASHED MY CHIN ON THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN AND DIED AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL FOREVER AND GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE







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