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PR0N

"pr0n"
June 27, 2001
Jerkcity 1,004


PANTS: I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I REALLY LIKE THE #LOST WEBLOG AND SOMETIMES I RELOAD THE PAGE SEVERAL TIMES A DAY IN SEARCH OF FRESH NEWS AND LINKS TO PRON (WHICH I PRONOUNCE "PRAWN" AND ASSUME YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FAT BLACK DICKS)
PANTS: I DON'T KNOW A RYANO FROM A PHATMAX BUT I CAN SUCK NINE DICKS NINE TIMES IN A NEW YORK MINUTE
PANTS: MY PURPOSE IN THIS WORLD IS TO TRACK URINE AROUND (THIS IS TRUE, I'VE SEEN THE PROCESS IN PRACTICE AND IT'S NOT PRETTY)