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MY FACE

"my face"
April 17, 1999
Jerkcity 192


SPIGOT: THE BACK OF THIS TOILET IS THE LYSOL-CLEAN I CAN TRUST
SPIGOT: I CAN SEE MY FACE IN THE TILE
PANTS: I CAN SEE YOUR FACE IN THE TILE
SPIGOT: I CAN SEE MY NOSE IN THE TILE
PANTS: WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR FACE IN THE TILE
PANTS: NOW LET'S GET BACK TO WORK
SPIGOT: NOW I CANNOT SEE?????????