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MORE FORCEFUL

"more forceful"
April 21, 1999
Jerkcity 196


DEUCE: GLAGHALGHALGHLAGHLAHG
SPIGOT: IS THAT THE SOUND OF YOU POURING ALL YOUR BEER DOWN THE TOILET AND SHAVING AND PUTTING ON A SMART SHIRT AND GOING TO CHURCH AND GETTING YOUR ACT TOGETHER??!?!??!??!!
DEUCE: AGHLAGHALGHALHAGAALHGLH (MORE FORCEFUL NOW)
SPIGOT: AND GREENSLEEVES AND GREENPEACE THE SAME THING