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TISSUE PAPER HUSTLER RATIO

"tissue paper hustler ratio"
September 10, 1998
Jerkcity 20


SPIGOT: WELL THE SAFEWAY LADY CLAIMS SHE HAS NO IDEA IF I'VE PURCHASED AN...
SPIGOT: ...ADEQUATE RATIO OF TISSUE PAPER/HUSTLERS
DEUCE: DUDE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK THE MANAGER
DEUCE: THEY DON'T TELL THE FRONT-LINE GRUNTS THAT KIND OF STUFF
SPIGOT: STUFFING HER HEAD INTO THE CAULIFLOWER