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STAR WARS

"star wars"
May 7, 1999
Jerkcity 214


SPIGOT: FIVE MONTHS STANDING IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: FIVE MONTHS IN THE RAIN AND COLD!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: FIVE MONTHS OF BLISTERING HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: FIVE MONTHS OF PEOPLE LAUGHING AT ME AND MY STUPID CLOTHES AND FREAKISH FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: FIVE MONTHS OF PEOPLE DRIVING BY AND SPRAYING ME WITH GUNFIRE AND URINE BALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: FIVE LONG MONTHS OF SAVING UP FOR TOYS AND MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: QUIET!!!!! THE OPENING CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ