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PISS (AKA PISS CURTAINS)

"piss (aka piss curtains)"
May 8, 1999
Jerkcity 215


DEUCE: I CAN JUST BARELY SEE YOU ALL THROUGH THE PISS CURTAIN
PANTS: DO YOU MEAN THE CURTAIN OF PISS
PANTS: OR THE PISS CURTAINS IN THE LIVING ROOM/BEDROOM/DINING ROOM
PANTS: IT'S MORE OF A NEVER-ENDING WATERFALL
SPIGOT: OH YOU MEAN YOU AND YOUR TWELVE FRIENDS STANDING ABOVE ME IN A SEMI-CIRCLE
SPIGOT: THAT'S CLEVER AND CREATIVE
PANTS: THERE ARE MORE ABOVE IN THE RAFTERS/CATACOMBS