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PRISON

"prison"
June 3, 1999
Jerkcity 241


SPIGOT: KEVORKIAN EYEBALLS COFFEE CAKE
DEUCE: DO THEY HAVE THOSE IN PRISON?
DEUCE: I MEAN ASIDE FROM THE STIFF UNWANTED ANAL RAPE
RANDS: DID SOMEONE SAY PRISON RAPE
SPIGOT: HURMPH
SPIGOT: BONK
SPIGOT: HURMPH
SPIGOT: NOW THAT'S A LETHAL INJECTION!!!!! AM I RIGHT ?!??!?!
SPIGOT: LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR DOCTOR KERPUNKIAN WHICH IS YOUR NEW NAME AS OF(LOOKING AT DONG) RIGHT NOW