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"999999"
August 11, 1999
Jerkcity 312


SPIGOT: TO CALCULATE HOW MANY DICKS I'VE LICKED YOU'D NEED ONE OF THOSE HILARIOUS WEB PAGE COUNTERS THAT KEEPS SPINNING AND FLIPPING OUT OF CONTROL WITH THE NUMBERS APPEARING TO RACE UPWARD TO INFINITY BUT REALLY ONLY GETTING TO 999999 BEFORE RESETTING TO 000000
PANTS: AS THE PACMAN DOES NEAR THE ENDGAME
SPIGOT: I DON'T WATCH DOCTOR WHO YOU IDIOT