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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"fucking shut up"
August 27, 1999
Jerkcity 328
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SPIGOT: FUNNY THING HAPPENED IN THE BIG STALL JUST BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE
SPIGOT: SO I'M SUCKIN' AWAY AT THIS GUY'S DICK RIGHT
SPIGOT: HE REACHES OVER AND CLOCKS ME SQUARE IN THE CHOPS
SPIGOT: SO I CAN'T HELP IT AND I CLAMP DOWN MY QUEER MOUTH
SPIGOT: SO I FIGURE I'LL CALM HIM DOWN AND I PULL OUT SOME JUDY BLUME BOOKS
PANTS: FUCKING SHUT UP
SPIGOT: JUST A LITTLE IMPROMPTU OPEN READING, FIRST BLUBBER THEN SUPERFUDGE
SPIGOT: OKAY LOOKS LIKE MY TIME'S UP
PANTS: GET THE HOOK
PANTS: SHOW US YOUR TITS
SPIGOT: I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK |
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