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HOLY GOD (PART 2 OF 3)

"holy god (part 2 of 3)"
September 19, 1999
Jerkcity 352


SPIGOT: SERIOUSLY FINE IN HERE
SPIGOT: STAY OUT
PANTS: KNOCKING LOUDLY HERE
SPIGOT: RRRRRRRRR
SPIGOT: OUT IN A MINUTE
PANTS: YOU REALLY NEED SOMEBODY TO WATCH OVER YOU IN THERE
SPIGOT: OCCUPIED
PANTS: THERE'S ROOM FOR ONE MORE COME ON
PANTS: STUPID LOCK
SPIGOT: I AM ASKING YOU NICELY TO PLEASE STAY OUT
PANTS: I AM DEMANDING TO BE LET INSIDE PLEASE
SPIGOT: OKAY ON THE COUNT OF THREE YOU COME IN AND I GET OUT (NO EYE CONTACT)