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BUSTED

"busted"
November 12, 1999
Jerkcity 408


PANTS: FOR THE LAST TIME I WAS NOT BEING GAY IN THERE I WAS SIMPLY PRACTICING FOR A PLAY
SPIGOT: A GLORY HOLE ?!? WHAT'S THAT ?!?!? I'VE NEVER EVER HEARD THAT TERM BEFORE
RANDS: HE AND I WERE JUST HUGGING AND TALKING AND HUGGING
SPIGOT: THESE GAY MAGAZINES ARE FOR AN ART PROJECT!!!!! NOT BEATING OFF TO
RANDS: YES I'M REALLY JUST HERE TO USE THE FACILITIES
PANTS: I KNOW THAT'S MY NAME ON THE MAILING LABEL BUT THIS IS NOT MY ISSUE OF "HUNK"
PANTS: AND FURTHERMORE I AM MOST CERTAINLY INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY
DEUCE: THAT'S RIGHT FUCKO YOU'LL KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU