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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"toy story 2"
November 27, 1999
Jerkcity 424
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SPIGOT: WOODY'S BACK!!!! AND BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!!!!
SPIGOT: AND ALL OUR FAVORITES!!!!!!
SPIGOT: STEVE JOBS AND MICHAEL EISNER AND THE WHOLE BUNCH!!!!!!
SPIGOT: AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS.........
SPIGOT: THESE TOYS ARE COLLECTIBLE AND AVAILABLE ONLINE
SPIGOT: WE'VE EMBEDDED HOW VALUABLE AND LOVEABLE THEY ARE DIRECTLY INTO THE NARRATIVE OF THE STORY!!!!!
SPIGOT: WITH REFERENCES TO JAPANESE IDIOTS SO WE CAN REALLY DEVELOP THAT INTERNATIONAL MARKET!!!!!!
SPIGOT: HAW!!!! THAT FAT TOY COLLECTOR WITH THE GOATEE SURE REMINDS ME OF MYSELF!!!!
SPIGOT: LET'S BUY THEM ALL AND DISPLAY THEM IN OUR CUBES AND SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS
SPIGOT: LIFE'S ONLY WORTH LIVING IF YOU'RE LOVED BY A KID!!!! THIS WAY TO THE PIXAR STORE!!!
SPIGOT: RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING FOOD COURT |
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