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WHILE I WAS ASLEEP

"while i was asleep"
November 29, 1999
Jerkcity 426


spigot: YOU BE THE BORG AND I'LL BE BILL GATES AND WE CAN GROPE AT EACH OTHER'S ASS AND NUTS FOR HALF AN HOUR (FORTY-FIVE MINUTES)
pants: SET A TIMER
spigot: LAST NIGHT WILE I WAS ASLEEP MY BONER DEVELOPED A SIMPLE CHAT SYSTEM