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"i don't see a ring on this finger"
December 23, 1999
Jerkcity 450
SPIGOT: I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD CALL ME FORD PREFECT FROM NOW ON
PANTS: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE CALLED THE DOCTOR
SPIGOT: YOU DON'T OWN ME
