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THE COMMISH

"the commish"
January 9, 2000
Jerkcity 470


DEUCE: DOES ANYBODY WORSHIP THE COMMISH LIKE I DO ??!?!?
PANTS: I PREFER CAKE, PIE
NET: T DEUCE HE'S A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES AND DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES
PANTS: ALSO ICE CREAM
NET: ALSO I WOULD DESCRIBE HIM AS "A BIG LUG (BUT LOVABLE)"
PANTS: I MENTIONED CAKE ABOVE (PREVIOUSLY)
PANTS: ALSO HOSTESS PRODUCTS AND PRODUCTS RELATED TO THE HOSTESS LINE