Jerkcity

HALP ME
About
Contact
FAQ
Glossary
Holidays
Index: A-Z
Index: Calendar
Index: Date
Links
Minecraft
Music
Restaurant
RSS
Schedule
Toys

Tomorrow...
hmmm

Twitter
Deuce
Dick
Effigy
Jerkcity
Jerkomatic
Pants
Rands
Spigot

Linkables
ASCII Art Farts
Daily Rotten
Leisure Town
Microsoft
oo
Rotten
Jim Woodring

Music
Alien Crew
DJ Rapekit
Jerk City
Magic People
t spigot

YouTube
· NEXT ON SPIGOT THE BEAR: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL CHANGE
· Jerkcity The Series: Episode One
· The Jerkcity Shoew - Episode 6
· JERKCITY IN A WINDOWS 98 COMMERCIAL
· The Jerkcity Shoew - Episode 5
· Willing to Jerk
· God Bless Merica
· TOO MANY PANTS
· JERK CITY SHOEW MAKES IT'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN
· The Jerkcity Shoew - Episode 4
· The Jerkcity Shoew - Episode 3
· The Jerkcity Shoew - Episode 2
· The Jerkcity Shoew - Episode 1
· Chinese Food
· Spigot Goes To The Beach
· Spigot in space
· Manhood
· Jerkcity iz trollin U
· Part of a Balanced Breakfast
· One At A Time
· Pie is Good
· Picking Up The Telephone
· A Simple Plan
· Smell Test
· Self Esteem
· SPACE JERKIN'
· All Jerkcity episodes
· a totally non-homosexual video
· unfunny sand canyon vidoe
· boredom
· hitler+jc forever
· YES I WENT THERE
· JERKCITY TURBOCYCLE
· THE WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW
· Another thrilling episode of Jerkcity theatre
· FUNNY JERKCITY JOEKZ
· The Fitness System

Search


ASCII Art Farts
JUST LIKE I PICTURED IT

Rands
Please Learn to Write

"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
  -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO


<< Previous | Home | Random | Next >>

A HUGE SPACESHIP

"a huge spaceship"
January 14, 2000
Jerkcity 475


spigot: FOLKS THE SUN'S ATMOSPHERE HAS EXPANDED TO ENGULF AND DESTROY MERCURY AND VENUS!!!!!!! CAN WE PLEASE START WORKING ON A HUGE SPACESHIP???????
spigot: THE OCEANS ARE BOILING AND THE SKY IS A DEEP RED AND EVERYON'S COMPLAINING!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE EPISODE 1 OF FELICITY ON TAPE
spigot: PEOPLE ARE COLLAPSING AND MELTING INTO THE SIDEWALK!!!!!! BUILDINGS ARE BEING UPROOTED BY HUGE BUBBLING BURSTS OF LAVA AND VOLCANIC SMOKE!!!!!!!!! HOPEFULLY KINKO'S WILL BE OPEN SO I CAN FINISH MY ZINE!!!!!!!!!!