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SINCE I'VE BEEN LOVING YOU

"since i've been loving you"
May 20, 2000
Jerkcity 602


SPIGOT: DEAR STEVE CASE!! I HAVE BEEN AN AOL MEMBER FOR THREE DAYS!!! BUT MY SOUTH PARK SOUNDS ARE BROKEN/DON'T PLAY
SPIGOT: STALKING THE DOG SHIT AND REALLY KEEPING AN EYE ON IT / FACE IN IT
PANTS: MY LAVA LAMP TOLD ME TO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS (AND TO SMOKE POT, SIT AROUND)
DEUCE: BETTER DO THE ONE THING FIRST OR YOU'LL NEVER GET AROUND TO IT
PANTS: THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED