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IN ENGLAND

"in england"
June 29, 2000
Jerkcity 644


SPIGOT: YOU KNOW IN ENGLAND GAY PEOPLE HANG OUT IN THE "LAVATORY"
SPIGOT: AND COCKING IS CALLED "BANGERS AND MASH"
SPIGOT: ALSO DON'T ORDER A "PINT OF BITTER"
SPIGOT: I THINK WE'VE ALL MADE THAT MISTAKE
SPIGOT: HELLO
SPIGOT: OK I LIED I NEVER WENT TO ENGLAND
SPIGOT: UNLESS MERVYNS COUNTS
SPIGOT: I'LL BE QUIET