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JERKCITY STRIKE: DAY 6

"jerkcity strike: day 6"
September 24, 2000
Jerkcity 732


RANDS: FOLKS, SALVATION IS HERE
RANDS: WITH PISSCHRIST AS MY WITNESS I AM THE MAN WITH THE PLAN
PANTS: PISSCHRIST EH
RANDS: IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS
ATANDT: THE HILLS ARE ALIVE
RANDS: FIRST WE LICK THE DICK
HANFORD: I COULD GET A JOB PRODUCING ROSANNE
RANDS: THEN WE LICK THE DICK SOME MORE (TO BE SURE)
HANFORD: I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO YAHOO LAST SUMMER
ATANDT: WITH THE SOUND
PANTS: LET MY PEOPLE GO
HANFORD: THAT'S IT -- I'LL GO BACK TO BROADWAY
ATANDT: OF BONERS
PANTS: YOU DON'T SAY