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UNTITLED GARDENING PROJECT NO. 5

"untitled gardening project no. 5"
September 26, 2000
Jerkcity 734


: ONE TIME I WAS MASTURBATING OUTSIDE A BAR IN CAPITOLA. A POLICE OFFICER SHINED HIS LIGHT INTO THE ALLEY AND FOUND ME WITH MY PANTS DOWN. I EXPLAINED THAT I WAS TAKING A LEAK. FOR MY TROUBLES, THE OFFICER GAVE ME A LECTURE ABOUT HOW I COULD BE CHARGED WITH A SEX CRIME, HOW I'D HAVE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER IN EVERY COUNTY. THANK GOODNESS HE LET ME OFF WITH A WARNING.