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SET THE CONTROLS FOR THE HEART OF THE SUN

"set the controls for the heart of the sun"
November 8, 2000
Jerkcity 777


PANTS: CREAMCHEESE
PANTS: NOT AS VIOLENT AS IT COULD BE
PANTS: WHICH LENDS ITSELF TO THE GOOD BOOK
PANTS: I HAVE SEEN MANY AN UNLICKED DICK IN MY LIFETIME
PANTS: COLD
PANTS: HUNGRY DICKS
PANTS: WE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN IN OUR AMERICA
PANTS: I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS OVER BURNING DOWN THE MALL THANKS
PANTS: I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS FOR $200
PANTS: I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS UNDER MY WING AND SHOW THEM THE WAY OF THE WORLD
PANTS: WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT A SCRIPT NOW