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FINE-GRAINED SANDPAPER

"fine-grained sandpaper"
December 3, 2000
Jerkcity 803


PANTS: HURTS TO WIPE !!!
PANTS: ARE YOU SURE I SHOULD BE USING BRILLO PADS ??? WRITE BACK
RANDS: YOU SHOULD BE USING FINE-GRAIN SANDPAPER
PANTS: (SPUTTERING) BUT THE FAQ SAID
RANDS: DON'T TRUST THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!