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JERKCITY, EXPLAINED

"jerkcity, explained"
January 7, 2001
Jerkcity 835


PANTS: SHOULD WE TELL THEM ???
RANDS: NOT BEFORE TEA
PANTS: FOLKS THIS A DUMB CARTOON
RANDS: FILLED WITH VIOLENCE AND IMMATURE JOKES
PANTS: BREAKING DOWN THE THIRD WALL
RANDS: REACH-AROUND COLLEGE & BOARDS
RANDS: WE ARE WELL AWARE WE'RE CARTOON CHARACTERS
PANTS: HUHHH
PANTS: POSTMODERN HOMOPHOBIA
PANTS: THE SINE QUA NON OF POSTMODERNITY
RANDS: DOPE, POO
RANDS: WE CALL THIS OBVIOUS CONSCIOUSNESS
PANTS: WE KNOW WE ARE BEING WATCHED
PANTS: SELF-REFERENTIAL IRONY
RANDS: SUCKING COCKS IN THE BIG STALL
RANDS: META-POP HYPERAWARENESS
PANTS: SACKS FULL OF WET SOCKS
RANDS: SO: POO THEN
PANTS: NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN