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THE BOX

"the box"
January 22, 2001
Jerkcity 850


PANTS: REPEATING MYSELF: DO I **HAVE** TO TAKE A CRAP IN THIS BOX
SPIGOT: WHAT IF THERE WERE A BIGGER BOX AND WITHOUT BE BEING BLINDFOLDER
DEUCE: YOU WILL STAY THERE WHILE I RAIN PISS ON YOU
PANTS: I TELL YOU SOON YOU WILL HAVE A BOX WITH SOME POO IN IT
SPIGOT: LGHBLHGLHBLHGLHB I'VE SEEN THIS ONE BLLBLBLBLBPTH
DEUCE: MY PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY
PANTS: WE ARE CLOWNING AROUND